IT’S OFFICIAL! THE BANDWAGON, I MEAN… UM… THE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED! SEPTA OFFICIALS Announced The Official Carson Wentz Train is Now Up & Running! Much like The Philadelphia
Phila Eagles Newly Crowned Head Coach Doug Pederson is looking like The Man after his first Win over The Lowly Cleveland ( Doo-Doo ) Browns. His Rookie Q.B
CM Punk Was Destroyed by Mickey Gall last night! The former pro wrestler’s UFC debut was a disappointment and ultimately a Big L. He got Hammered & Smash
The Atmosphere Was Hyped and The Fans Were Pretty Lit! I enjoyed myself and I discovered that hardcore sports fans were willing to have a legitimate sports convo
IT’S AN OLD PLAYED OUT SHEEPSKIN COAT. BUT TO COLIN KAEPERNACK, Kaepernip, Kappa, Kippa, Cappadonna, d**mit i cant say Kaepernick! Whatever! NFL Star & San Fran QB Colin
RYAN LOCHTE HAS TAKEN HIS STORYTELLING Ability To The Next Level! He’s now claiming that he was Assaulted & Robbed by Americas Most Beloved Cartoon Character, “Mickey Mouse”!
In Less Than 3 Minutes, The Olympic Commitee Gets Thrown Under The Bus! TNA Wrestling & Smashing Pumpkins Billy Corgan Get Literally Trashed! & Michael Phelps Gets Clowned!
