? BILL COSBY CAUGHT BUYING PILLS AT KENSINGTON & ALLEGHENY!

Joke Post: Please Share: After Just Being Released From Jail you would think Bill Cosby would’ve learned his lesson & stay out of trouble, but no less than 9 hours after his much publicized release, The legendary comedian got caught buying percocet pills from of all places Philadelphia’s notorious open air drug market, Kensington & Allegheny (K&A)!

I knew something was wrong when bill told me to take that left turn off of Broad & Allegheny & go straight! Said Bills publicist Andrew Wyatt, I heard him say to somebody on the phone “ let me get 3 olheads & 4 teenagers”! When we got to K & A bill told me & Camille to wait right here!

We waited for 30 minutes, suddenly bill appeared with the dirtiest white person I had ever seen in my life! Bill was screaming “On God Yo! These perks is fake mutherf*cker! F*ck you think this is? I just did three straight in the bing & you tryna sell me some fake crumbly ass pills”? Don’t make me call Albert! 

Suddenly this big fat guy in a dirty orange turtleneck showed up & him bill both pulled out a can of Coca Cola & straight bust the dirty white dude upside the head & screamed out On God Yo! It’s North Philly Allday B*tch! Thats when the cops showed up!

Abe Finklestein: What happened next?

Andrew Wyatt: Bill gave the cops some Coca Cola & they fell asleep, then bill & the big fat dude named Albert who for some reason was carrying a whole ass radiator, went & got the real percs & we got the f*ck up outta there yo! On God!

Abe Finklestein
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