Author: Abe Finklestein

THE BIG WHEEL IS BACK! AS NASCAR HAS DECIDED to cater to the kids. In their never ending quest to recruit new racers they’ve aimed their sights at

OK SO A FEW WEEKS BACK (Dec 14th) Lakers Star Kobe Bryant put up 26 pts. Passing NBA Great Michael Jordan (32,292) for the 3rd all time NBA

3rd STRING PHILA EAGLES QB Matt Barkley is starting to feel like the invisible man these days as his team continues to make moves that dont have him

SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911 YA BOY DEZ BRYANT THINKS HE GOT ROBBED!! OH POOR POOR Lil Ole Dez Bryant, He Suffered Sunday Night in that Green Bay Packers

SEE THAT MAN ABOVE WELL DONT BE FOOLED BY THE BABYFACE this man is a Gangster! A Silent Gangster that is. This is Howie Roseman a guy who

  OK WHO GETS YOUR TIME ATTENTION, ENERGY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR SOUL on Sunday? Is it the ridiculously overmarketed NFL and theirconstant barrage of Sunday Afternoon Football

THIS JUST IN!  IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS NEWS wev’e ever printed yes it has now been revealed to us by our sources    (rudolph the

(Unassocated Press)  WOW! Aaron Hernandez Just  Beat “dat” case! As in beat dat case of Ramen Noodles up! Our sources (we have no sources) tell us that Aaron’s

  DON TOLLEFSON IS GOING TO JAIL! The former Fox 29 sportscaster was found guilty Wed. afternoon Jan. 21st. on  ( stealing 340,000 from sports fans ) of

GREENBAY PACKERS FANS DON’T PLAY THAT! After practically all of America Witnessed Green Bay Packers player Brandon Bostic screw up and pull a Homer Simpson on an onside

AFTER COMING OFF THAT MAJOR BLOWOUT VICTORY Over The Indianapolis Colts Tom Brady was asked about rumours that his team purposely deflated the ball as to have an

  SUPERBOWL “49” IS HERE AND IT Looks like the best two teams The New England Patriots & Seattle Seahawks have made it to the Biggest Game in