ALLEN IVERSON “SHAKE WHAT YOUR MOMMA GAVE YA”

(Unassociated Press) Well things continue to go down hill for one Allen Iverson. After getting fired from McDonald’s after refusing to dress up like Ronald McDonald and for not cutting the night manager in on his profits from selling loose cigs. My inside sources say ( my cousin and dem) that A.I is now swingin da cheeks and stripping for dollars whenever and wherever he can. His goal is to have Rapper and all around spokesmen for light skin black people DRAKE sit in the audience and stack ones to the perfect height.  We believe this is the real reason he was fired from McDonald’s.  Can someone say MAGIC MIKE?                                                                                 Abefinklestein1

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